Anybody read, Keillor's editorial about the Right and the 'Party' being over?
Here's a link to it, Be FOREWARNED!! Do not read on a full stomach, unless you want to have to clean you dinner off your keyboard.
Zan Tac on stayby...
IneptRepublicansHere's my Answer to Mister Keillor
1. San Francisco is a code word for L, I, B, E, R, A, L, not Gay...
2. The iPod was not developed by Baptists in Waco...
There we go, let's slam those dumb ol'Texans, that'll win middle America over, I guess Keillor has never heard of TI(where the 1st computer chip was made) or all the internet companies, and software companies here(like the company that makes the DOOM series, or EA that has offices here) in Dallas and Houston...
3. If Mr. Hastert becomes the poster boy for the Republican Party...
**Newsflash** Hastert is NOT a poster boy for the Republican party, he's a 'seatwarmer' until we get someone better.
4. Authoritarianism is stifling...
Remind me again, which party wants to tax the 'Rich'? Which party pushes for more regulations on 'Big Business'? Which party wants to Socialize Medicine? Which party hates the 'logging industry'? Which party does the Big Unions vote for? Which party does Green Peace vote for? Which party is Anti-Walmart? I could go on, but I'd run out of room.
5. Current Occupant goes on impersonating a president. & "Wrong son. Should've tried the smart one."...
Ya, there we go, About half way in to the editorial, there's the Bush Slam, I was wondering when he'd get too it. Again, Slamming Bush is going to win over 'who?' in Middle America? Do you think that Slamming Bush is going to win any elections for Democrats? And if Jeb Bush was in the White House, Keillor wouldn't like him either, don't sit there and try and tell me that Keillor would think Jeb's smarter and He'd like him. If it's Conservative, HATE IT, that’s the new Democratic Party line. Liberal's opens mouth, out comes vulgarity, the only weapon they have...
6. Tony Blair...
You libs like Tony Blair, I wonder why none of his own people do....
7. They might be lousy tippers, act snooty, talk through their noses, wear spats and splash mud on you as they race their Pierce-Arrows through the village...
What year does he think it is?? 1920's?? We tip big, we talk with Southern Charm, we wear cowboy boots, we drive pickup trucks and we love the little guy, this guy Keillor apparently has never left Manhattan, or whatever Socialist Commune he lives in...
8. mired in a costly war and getting nowhere...
Ya tell that to the Taliban, Zarqawi, Libya, Saddam, Saddam's Sons, and Al Quida. That's why Osama only sticks his head once in a while to send out VCR tapes. That's why Syria is being very, very quiet. That's why Iran is Rattling the 'nuclear saber', because America is mired and inept...
9. They are inept. This is the discovery the country has made about the party in power...
Ya we're inept, rriiighht... That's why Republicans have more State Governments today. That's why Republicans have more State Governors today. That's why we have more Senators. That's why we have more Congressmen. That's why since 1950's Republicans have had 6 Presidents for 36 years by 2008 (Deems?? 4 and 20). That's why 80% of all the counties in America voted Republican in 2000, and 2004. That's why Republicans have consistently won elections at all levels since the 1980's. Because we're inept....
Please, oh Please, Deems, Leftwingers, keep believing this...
Makes our job at winning in '06 and '08 that much easier.
Democratic Party: "Hello Wall, Mind if I bang my head against you?"
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